They smooch a lot

Five Times Castle and Beckett Pretended to Make Out (and One Time It Was For Realsies)

This fic and all the nonsense contained therein are dedicated to nobleplatypus for:
1. Having the idea
2. Foisting it upon me
3. Cackling with me as I wrote it
4. Coming up with some of the best parts
5. Helping me get unstuck when I hit a wall
6. Generally being AWESOME

Beckett and Castle seem to have a default "Distract the Bad Guy" setting: SMOOCHING. That observation (during a long and silliness-prone - though brilliant! - chat session) was the seed for this story.

( XOXOXO )

Keep an eye out for an epilogue of sorts. MWAHAHAHA! *moustache twirl*